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Sports: Top Recruit Tricked Into Committing To Notre Dame
ST. PAUL, MN—One of the most sought-after high school recruits of the year, Seantrel Henderson, a 340-pound, 6-foot-8 offensive tackle, unwittingly signed with Notre Dame after Fighting Irish coach Brian Kelly played a series of mind tricks on the senior.

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